its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i think i have herpe
just one?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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