Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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