How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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