bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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