: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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