Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I think a kid would responsible me up
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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