Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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