My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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