oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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