I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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