idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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