420 ftw
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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