Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Randomize
