she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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