I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
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