don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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