Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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