Dual....:-)
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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