Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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