my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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