i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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