She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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