Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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