I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
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