I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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