i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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