What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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