Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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