come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I think pants incapable of making pants work
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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