I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
You ruined the universe
Randomize
