A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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