Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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