I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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