yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize