I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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