heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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