check it out our google latitudes are spooning
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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