we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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