I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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