I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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