I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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