Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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