my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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