week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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