Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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