As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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