do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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