nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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