from now on my penis is your penis
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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