I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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