O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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