Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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