I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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