God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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