It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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