i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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